Why are frogs always happy?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

How much does freedom weigh?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Which president loved to take baths?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?