What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why did spring break up with winter?