Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call two birds in love?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
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