Why did the turkey cross the road?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What do you call a dog that meditates?