What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What's the scariest letter?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

How was the wedding?