Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Which is the worst season?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What do you call the dog magician?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Where does money love to go shopping?