What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What insect runs away from everything?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Which celebrity always frowns?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?