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Why did the turtle cross the road?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

How was the wedding?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What do you call a fish without an eye?