How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
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What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why do rhinos charge?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
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