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What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?