What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What do insects learn at school?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What bird is losing its hair?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What's a doll's favorite car?