Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do math teachers eat?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

How do amoebas make calls?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?