Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?