What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
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