What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
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When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
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