What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

When do cows get tired?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What do you call a sad latte?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the Easter egg hide?