Why do cats always get what they want?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What bird is always sad?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What's the richest basketball team?

What do you call an animal pop star?