What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Where was Noah born?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?