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Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What does Santa order at the bar?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

How do lawyers say goodbye?