What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
What fish sings the best?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
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