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Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What's a henway?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

How can you make 7 even?