Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What's the opposite of irony?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

When do cows get tired?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?