How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
By its bark.
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What table can you never sit at?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
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