Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What's black and white and red all over?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?