It's allergy season again?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Where are average things manufactured?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?