Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
When do astronauts eat?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the cow cross the road?
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