Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What animal knows kung fu?

Where do polar bears vote?