People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What day is your mom always right?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why did the echo get detention?

What do elves learn in school?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?