Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What season begins with a thud?
How do you get kids to do something?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
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