When do astronauts eat?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?