What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?