Where did the chemist have his lunch?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?