What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What did the robot want for Christmas?