Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why are fish such good architects?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

How does a barber get to work?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What animal has the most fun?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What do you call a greedy elf?