Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why do all the planets get along?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

How did the toad die?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What do ducks have for lunch?