Why did electricity win the race?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?