What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

How do you measure a millennial?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why is summer always sad?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why are ghosts always single?