Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Where does a camper keep his money?
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