Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

When do astronauts eat?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?