Why do cows always skip gym class?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?