What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Book worms.
How do you get straight A's?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
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