What game does pasta always play at recess?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call hiking college students?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?