Why are trees always so positive?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?