Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a tired tree?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?