Why is grass so dangerous?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why don't ants get sick?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?