How do hurricanes see?
With one eye.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What is the strongest animal?
How does a squid go into battle?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
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