What did the peach say to its crying husband?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What type of birds stay together forever?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?