What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What is the opposite of coffee?

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Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?