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What's the politest month?

Why did the computer run out of money?

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Why did the snake cross the road?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

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