What did the snake name his daughter?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why are turtles so shy?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why was the dog so popular?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?