What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do stars celebrate in December?
We had a discussion about roses.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
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