Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What country has the most fish?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do bees chew?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How do billboards talk?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
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