Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
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Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How does dinner smell?
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What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
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