Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?