Why did the computer run out of money?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?