How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What does an evil hen lay?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?