What did the calf play in the school band?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What do little fish love to play with?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What country has the most fish?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?