Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

When should baseball players wear armor?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What's a goose's favorite book?