What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why was the bud so shy?