Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What makes music in your hair?

Which bug is related to you?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?