How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why is summer always sad?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?