Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?