Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the student eat their homework?
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