What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why is a computer so smart?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why was the math book sad?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Where do milkshakes come from?
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