What animal has the worst mood swings?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?