Why are frogs always so happy?

Why are puppies so flexible?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?