What do you call a short cow?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?