Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why are winter days great?

What animal knows kung fu?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What vegetables make the best music?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why is furniture so generous?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?