What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?