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What animal always goes to heaven?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

What kind of music do planets like?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

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Where does food go to take a nap?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

How can you farm during the winter?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

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Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

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