How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

How can you farm during the winter?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?