Why were the atoms always hungry?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do you call a pig thief?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What is a cow's dream job?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?