Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why are ghosts always single?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?