If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why did the goal post get angry?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?