What animals love to close envelopes?
Seals.
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Which former US President was always cold?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Where do baby apes sleep?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why do hogs play so much football?
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