What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why are cars magic?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?