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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

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What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

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What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

How does the sun listen to music?

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