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He's playing paw-some.
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What type of birds stay together forever?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
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What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
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What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
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