What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's the richest basketball team?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
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