What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
Where do frogs keep their money?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
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