What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where do baby apes sleep?
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