What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the frog have a long face?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
I broke my finger!
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What does the sun drink out of?
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