What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?