What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

How do you compliment a cat?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?