Why did the cloud date the fog?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why do all the planets get along?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?