What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What do Scottish toads play?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do math teachers eat?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What dogs are always lying to you?