How long do chickens work?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What is a cow's dream job?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?