How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Which cats have the best manners?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What bird is losing its hair?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Did you take the patient's temperature?