What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

We had a discussion about roses.

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?