Why are computers so good at golf?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What nationality are most fish?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why did the turkey join the band?