What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What is an archer's favorite store?
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