What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the foal cough?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
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