Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What season begins with a thud?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

How does a cow do math?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Where do kittens go to school?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

How long do chickens work?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?