What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Where are average things manufactured?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?