Why are all priests fit?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What are you studying in math?