What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?