Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What fairy loves to count?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?