How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why was the bud so shy?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why are cause and effect so close?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

My friend David had his ID stolen.