Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What do you call a sad latte?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why was the snake coughing so much?