Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
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