Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?