Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
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