Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?