What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?