How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do you give a sick pig?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?