Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What do you call a sad latte?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?