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How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What season begins with a thud?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why are stones so good at music?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

How do you measure a millennial?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?