Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
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