What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?