Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
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Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call octopus twins?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
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