What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?