Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?