Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Which computer won the talent show?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

How does a taco bless the table?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do you call a dog in space?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?