What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What is the biggest ant in the world?