What game do bats excel at?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?