What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

How can you farm during the winter?