What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.