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What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Which cats have the best manners?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Which animal will never go bald?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What do bees chew?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?